It’s hard not to love something this beautiful:
The Last Laugh
She’s been saying for ages that the photographs of the structure don’t look right, and that there are integrity issues. But did they listen to her? (you know the answer to this, right?)
So she’s flying in to do an in-person inspection, and recommend what needs to be done in order to make the entire rig safe for workers.
They won’t be thrilled to see her, but she will only need to be there a couple of hours…
There are some amazing restaurants on the mainland. and she’s flying a really LONG way. So she plans to stay for at least 3 days. Nobody’s going to question her, after all.
Not only does she find the structural weaknesses, but SHE’S also the person who will do the welding repairs. It’s hard to argue with a woman carrying an acetylene torch…